marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs
if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy
when you write a sentence and it rhymes
why does the picture make perfect sense
My main dilemma when I see a pretty girl is am I jealous of her or attracted to her? Do I want to be her or date her?